Where is Your God Now?

sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

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meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

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tanakas:

the school year is almost over

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biologytextbook:

when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world

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gillank:

I still think the worst thing that tumblr has done is that you can’t repeat tags anymore

I used that for emphasis

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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